Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton's new spoken word techno single isn't getting a lot of love online.The summarily slammed video for "Drunk Text" chronicles the dangers of sending text messages while inebriated, as explained by the heiress, 31.
"I went out to the club the other night to, you know, dance with my bitches," the song begins.
Other lyrical gems include: "My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent." And: "You take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting.' It's called 'sexting.' But when you add 'drunk sexting,' the words just don't make sense.' "
The same might be said for her latest musical endeavor.