Snooki’s New Show — MAJOR Toilet Paper Crisis
Snooki is about to face off with some of the GREATEST challenges of her life — mortgages, career decisions … and toilet paper clean-up … so says the outline for her new reality show obtained by TMZ. We got our grubby little mitts on the rundown for the upcoming Snooki and Jwoww spinoff show — and according to the docs, there’s gonna be a whole lotta boozing and she-pimpin’. The storyline — Snooks is finally moving out of her parents’ house and into a place with Jwoww — but, (surprise!!!) she’s totally unprepared to deal with actual real-life problems. For example … the two have their sights set on a $1.5 million pad, but they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check … and they keep getting distracted by the “hot” mortgage broker. But conflict erupts — so say the docs — because during their cohabitation, Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of Jwoww’s food” … and anyone who’s ever had a roommate knows that crap don’t fly. So what will happen??? We’re guessing a ton of cussing and drunken debauchery … can’t wait!!!