Charlie Sheen — I’m Selling My Bev Hills Mansion!
Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale — so if you’ve got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow … you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!! Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate in the last few days — touting the place as a “Celebrity Home” complete with 5 bedrooms and 7 baths. Charlie has listed the pad at $7.2 mil. Charlie struck a deal with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller in their divorce — in which he paid her $1 million to take sole ownership of the house. Here’s how the MLS listing reads — “This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland Estates is an entertainer’s dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa. Other features include a screening room and top-of-the-line appliances and finishes.” We think it should go more like this: “Spacious 7,900 square foot gem … perfect for entertaining celebrities, porn stars, entourages, goddesses and drug dealers. Located in a semi-secure gated community where cars only occasionally get thrown off cliffs. Spectacular private adult theater complete with red velvet couches … may need a thorough scrubbing.”