Jean-Claude Van Damme — The Lean Mean Pornstache Machine
While on the set of his new flick “Welcome to the Jungle” in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, action star of yore Jean-Claude Van Damme proved he’s still the Muscles from Brussels by showing off his tan, buff bod … and his new Tom Selleck approved ’70s porn stache.This is one hairy situation the 51-year-old may not be able to get out of unscathed.