Stop us if you've heard this one before ... Paris Hilton's hookin' up with a new guy ... and it was all caught on film.Paris and her new flavor of the month got pretty hands on with each other during a trip to the beach this weekend in France ... rubbing on each other ... and splashing around in the ocean.
We haven't seen Paris this enamored with a man since Cy Waits ... or Nick Carter ... or Doug Reinhardt ... or Stavros Niarchos ... or Paris Latsis ... or Criss Angel ... or Josh Henderson ... or Alex Vaggo ... or Matt Leinart ... or Jared Leto ... or Cristiano Ronaldo.