Pauly Shore’s Asst Application — Tell Me You Love Me!
Wanna be Pauly Shore ‘s assistant? Well, you’re probably out of luck — because one of the main job requirements is you have to love his movies … AND be damn good at math. Pauly recently went on the hunt for a new right hand man — and required each candidate to fill out a VERY extensive questionnaire … and TMZ has obtained a copy. Shore — star of such cinematic masterpieces as ” Bio-Dome ” — asked prospective assistants, “Are you a fan of Pauly? If you are, be very specific – tell some of your favorite Pauly Shore movies/shows/moments?” It also appears Pauly wants to exploit his assistants connections — asking, “Who are the top three people that you know in the industry that you can get on the phone immediately?” Among the other highlights … — Do you have access to interns/PAs that would occasionally work under you for free? — Being that you would be Pauly’s assistant, you would know every little personal thing about him … so he would like to know everything about you. So please tell us information about yourself. And our favorite question on the sheet … “Do you have a background in mathematics?” Eventually, we’re told someone was actually hired for the job. Side note — Shore was also in ” Encino Man ” … and that was kinda good … right? Weezin’ the juice? Anyone?