EXCLUSIVE
**WARNING -- ADULT CONTENT (SERIOUSLY, IT'S PRETTY SEXUAL) **
He's the only person who can truly bring one woman's deep sexual obsession with Rob Gronkowski to life ... which is why we asked Gilbert Gottfried to recite a few of the erotic passages from "A Gronking to Remember."
So, run a warm bath ... fire up a lavender candle ... pour yourself a nice glass of merlot ... and get lost in the "The Apprentice" star's voice as he navigates you through Lacey Noonan's NFL fantasy.
Here's just a sample of the reading -- we'll have A LOT more on "TMZ Hollywood Sports" on Reelz -- 6PM ET, 3PM PT.