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HOLY SCHNIKES!!!!
The Mariners went waaaayyyy back to haze one their rookies Wednesday -- making 1st baseman Dan Vogelbach dress like Chris Farley from his legendary Chippendales sketch ... and it was awesome!!
Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny!
Don't worry, Vogelbach was joined by the rest of the rooks -- who dressed up like Gumby, Supergirl, Thor, the Kool-Aid Man and others.
But no one pulled off the look-alike thing like Vogelbach!!!
#RIPPatrickSwayze