Stripping Down
... And Fuglying Out
WARNING: The images and video below might make you want to bang a cat lady, a lunch lady, or a woman in MOM JEANS ...
Good news? The drab chick with the cats is really SI Swimsuit Edition covergirl Hannah Davis -- who teamed up with fellow models Chrissy Teigen and Nina Agdal for one of those Rob Lowe-style commercials for DirecTV.
You know the drill ... weird, heavily clothed women miraculously transform into smokin' hot bikini babes. We've got pics and video.
Watch it already.